You'll recall Kanye trashed Annie for bailing on shooting their wedding right before the vows.
You'll recall Kanye trashed Annie for bailing on shooting their wedding right before the vows.
I did an interview with @LanaDelRey. She was great: honest & open. Now she's making out I twisted her words when actually I clarified (1/2)
— Tim Jonze (@timjonze) June 19, 2014
...with her everything she said. So either she lied to me or she's lying to her fans now. (2/2)
— Tim Jonze (@timjonze) June 19, 2014
Here is our beautiful baby girl River Rose; 6lbs 6oz, 18 inches, and the greatest thing on the planet :) pic.twitter.com/zMlwNQPpRw
— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) June 20, 2014
Twitter is like if kindergarten was a bar.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) June 17, 2014
I want you know I worked for 12hrs today and I only vowed to commit murder 26 times. I'm improving.
— Tachy Nurse (@ShanaRose21) June 17, 2014
They call it a "blog" because "TELL ME I'M PRETTY" was too indulgently narcissistic.
— Pomegrenede (@Pomegrenede) June 16, 2014
whenever I try to be friends with my ex I remember he's an internet troll on the comment thread of my life
— katie kadue (@kukukadoo) June 17, 2014
Dreamt I spent my entire wedding eating so I think I might be psychic.
— Rachel Zarrell (@rachelzarrell) June 17, 2014
Something that's like meth but makes your teeth better. C'mon, science. Do I have to think of everything?
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) June 17, 2014
My favorite part of summer is that having cleavage sweat makes me feel like I actually have cleavage!
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) June 18, 2014
I babysat a friend's 3 yr old this week, and my biological clock was like, "Nah, bitch, I'm good."
— bourgeois beth (@gainesvilepolis) June 17, 2014
"Sorry, you caught me while I was updating the emojis in my Instagram profile." - if I told the truth abt why I'm just now calling you back
— erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) June 18, 2014
Sorry Brazilian bikini waxer lady, but now isn’t the time to ask me if I’m related to celebrities I share a last name with
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) June 19, 2014
I like to prank call my boss and ask if he's hiring so I know if I should be worried.
— Nerf Herder (@TrueTorontoGirl) June 19, 2014
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.
— Sweet Slips (@Ndeshi_M) June 19, 2014
My pool guy just told me it's unsafe to swim for the next few hours due to the chemicals. Time to invite the neighbors over!
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) June 19, 2014
Amazon unveiled its first smartphone today. Unfortunately when you try to order it, Amazon suggests you buy something else
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 19, 2014
Just tried to type “beyond” and automatically typed “beyonce” so that’s where I’m at on this Thursday afternoon.
— Rebecca Shapiro (@RebeccaShap) June 19, 2014
Don't worry, be yoncé.
— Michelle Persad (@michelleapersad) June 19, 2014
I can stay mad for about as long as a high school boy can fuck
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 18, 2014
Hey girl, you on Tinder? Because I'd never swipe you to the left, to the left. #BeyoncePickupLines
— Melissa M (@OhHeyMeliss) June 19, 2014
Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 16, 2014
Turns out that the only question in musical criticism that matters to me is "How will this song go over at karaoke?".
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) June 20, 2014